Soup

I hate soup.
I hate eating soup.
I hate weird kinds of soup.
I hate cold soup.
The point of soup is that it's meant to be hot.

I hate fancy soups.
I hate soups with strange meats inside.
I hate people who slurp their soup.
You sound like a clogged drain, stop it.
I hate when your sick and people are like oh, go eat some soup.
Don't tell me what to eat when I'm sick, maybe I don't want some hot broth.

I hate that people try and make soup all artsy and sophisticated.
Enough, I don't like squash by itself let alone all pureed up and cold.
Ew, no.
I hate how when you shop for soup, there's always a million kinds but never the one you want.
Or if they do have the one you want, it's the heart healthy kind which, if soup wasn't bad enough you have to have the gross water, no salt version.
So disgusting.