Country Music and Things

I hate country music.
I hate it so much.
I hate that each song has something to do with America, food, a truck, someday during the weekend, girls, beer, guitars, love, the south, families, the weather, Jesus and/or a broken hearted person.
I hate the stereotypical songs they sing about living country life.
I hate that people who think they're "country" like country music.
Just because you live 5 miles from town does not make you country.

I hate the whole country life style.
I hate that just because you wear camo, that apparently makes you country.
I hate being in the country.
It's such a different way of life.
I hate that everything revolves around how big your truck is.
I hate hunting.
I don't really see how shooting animals is fun.

I hate that people in the country think that the city is some big scary place.
I hate that they have so much pride for living in the country.
It's not really that cool.
Good for you, you work hard. That's awesome but I don't really want to hear about it.
I hate the events that take place in the country.
Tracker pulls, local football games, county fairs. Those really aren't that fun.

I hate they make meth out in the country.
It really makes me hate the country even more.
Meth is so gross.
I feel like I would hate Texas, even though I've never been there.
Texas seems like it's everything I have described.