The Grocery Store

I hate the grocery store.
I hate shopping there so much.
I hate that no matter when you go it's always busy.
I hate that there's pretty much only one store in my town.
So you're guaranteed to see someone there and nine times out of ten it's someone you don't wish to see.

I hate those motorized carts they have.
I hate that the only people I ever see using them are fat and lazy and fully capable of walking but heaven forbid those cankles get moving.
I hate when you keep seeing the same people in each aisle.
By the time your done it's like you've hung out with them.
I hate that there is always someone hovering over you when your trying to find something you want.
I'm sorry we're looking for the same item, but could you please stop breathing on me.
I hate that there are always old people who don't know what they want.

I hate that there's always that one person who has an out of control child.
I hate the cereal aisle.
I hate that there are so many different kinds of any item your looking for.
Can't there just be one kind of wheat bread? Why are there 15.
I hate checking out.
I hate when your in the check out lane and the person behind you doesn't know what personal space is.
I hate when you put your stuff up there and then they barge in with theirs and don't use the little dividers.

I hate when families have two carts.
I hate that now people do this "Extreme Couponing" stuff.
That's led to the awesome empty shelves which is just so nice for the rest of us shoppers.
God forbid you not have 95 ketchups, when the rest of us only need one.
I hate those little carts that they have for kids that have TVs in them.
That's the dumbest thing i have ever heard of.
If you can't have your child behave without the help of television, you're a shitty parent.
I also hate those extra long carts they have so that multiple children can sit in the cart.
No one ever knows how to navigate those so they are constantly in the way.

I hate just wondering in the store.
I hate being in the store longer than 10 minutes.
I hate the produce section.
I absolutely hate the deli.
It takes longer for a pound of turkey at the deli, than it does to buy everything I need.
I hate most everything about the store.