Halloween

I hate Halloween.
I hate that people think it's the one day where it's ok to act slutty and gross.
I hate that every girl dresses in a costume but it has to be short and skanky.
Even dumb costumes that can't possibly be slutty are turned this way.
Elmos, Barneys, Dorothys. Enough already.

I hate that no kid is ever creative with their costume.
I hate when people bus their children around to different neighborhoods.
Your ruining the point of this.
I hate the kids are who are too old to be trick or treating so all they wear is a hoodie and a mask.
I'm pretty sure your old enough to have a job and buy your own candy, go away.

I hate when kids do the whole trick or treat, smell my feet shit.
Just quit your getting candy either way, I'd prefer it if you wouldn't talk.
I hate the parents that have a six month old baby that they're out with.
We all know you just want the candy yourself.
I hate the people who used to give you bible packets for Halloween.
Thanks for the information on Jesus, where are the snickers?
I hate when people have things on their porches to scare kids.
Although in hind sight, that shit is pretty funny.

I hate when people are too lazy to hand out candy so they leave the bowl on the porch.
You know for a fact no one takes one piece and if you aren't going to be home, who cares. The kids are going to be getting plenty more candy. Your house is not going to make or break their night.
I hate that people make such a big deal about it.
I hate Halloween because you have to act like you give a shit about your neighbors kids one day out of the year.
I hate Halloween because you'll always get those pushy kids that want more candy.
Listen tubby, one milky way is enough. There's about 60 other houses in this block, I'm sure you'll be ok.
I hate that there's always one kid that's crying about something.

I hate driving on Halloween.
It's like a fucking free for all.
I hate the awkwardness of the whole thing.
Walking up to random houses asking for things from creeps.
It's gross.
I hate the weirdos who make like haunted houses out of their garages or homes.
That is so sick.