My Family: Part 2

Here we go again with my family.

I hate my family, my dad's side.
I hate the few holidays we spend together.
I hate that sports are everything.
If you don't play, well basically you don't get asked about anything in your life.
I hate that all my cousins play sports.
I only played for a few years and have done greater things with my life but nope, we don't care.

I hate that I have to hear the same stories I've heard my whole life at any given holiday we have.
I hate that they make disgusting ass food.
I barely eat and each year I get the same thing. Oh, your not eating?
No I'm not, I don't care for your gross ass version of chop suey. It is no where close to what real chop suey is.
I hate that we have chop suey for Christmas.
We aren't Asian so I don't get it.
I hate the way they all eat.
It's like they all unhinge their jaws and just cram it in.

I hate that my grandpa has favorites.
I hate that he doesn't even try and hide it.
It's great to feel like a second class citizen in the same room.
I hate that I've never known or will know my grandma.
From what I've heard she seems just like me, that I've inherited a lot of her traits and that she would've loved me.
At least that's what my dad always says.
I hate that just because I don't have a grandma on that side, my aunt thinks that she runs the show and everyones lives.

I hate that my one uncle is now creepy since he got a divorce.
He always parties with my cousins and says all their friends are hot.
I hate that my other cousin married a harpie and has now screwed me over on more than one occasion.
I'm no longer nice to him.
I hate that their opinion of me is more than likely low just because none of them have ever seen art or understand it.
I'm sure they all think that I'll never have a job and will be constantly poor.

I hate that my other aunt thinks she can say whatever she feels to whomever she wants.
Please don't start with me, we don't want to bring up your slutty past.
I hate how her and my uncle got real religious for a time.
Jesus can't forgive everything.
I hate that my family is so loud all the time.
I enjoy laughter, it's one of the best things to share, but my god tone it down.

I hate how long this list is.
I hate that only one person on this side has gotten married.
Boy, what a great time that was.
I hate that not only is everyone involved in everyone else's business, but they all stalk each other on facebook and we have to bring up what everyone said anytime that we all gather.
I know it kills them that I don't have one.
It's really creepy.

I hate that I'm stuck with these people for a family.
Both sides.
I hate that there's only a select few that I enjoy.
I wish there were more of them.
But that's your family right?