Random Holiday Things I Hate

I hate black Friday.
I hate cyber Monday.
I hate that Thanksgiving always gets the shaft during the holidays.
I hate the holidays only because I have to see people I don't like.
I hate the holiday sweaters people wear.

I hate that people think that just because it's Christmas time that makes it ok to wear a santa hat as a regular hat.
I hate that there's only like 6 Christmas songs but everyone on earth has their own version of it.
I hate people that go way over board with their outdoor decorations and lights.
I hate shopping anytime after Nov. 25th.
I hate when people wait so long to shop.

I hate that Christmas colors are red and green.
I hate that Christmas costs so much these days.
I just sounded so old, but I'm broke.
I hate when people are like, oh people don't know the true meaning for Christmas anymore, when there buying just as many gifts as the rest of us.
Of course people don't know the real meaning, that's not shoved down our throats like buying things is.

I hate the snow.
The only time that I like the snow is just on Christmas day and that's it.
I hate ice, wind and cold.
I hate that the month I have off for school will fly by way too fast.
I hate that there's a work potluck that I more than likely wont be able to get of for Christmas.

I hate when people hate Christmas.
I hate when you get that gift that you weren't expecting and you don't really like it but the person who bought it for you is like convinced that you're going to love it so you have to fake loving it.
That's why I make sure that I ask for very specific easy to find things.
I hate filler gifts.
I hate when your really looking forward to a gift and you don't get it.

I hate the waiting for Christmas.
It seems to take forever to get here and then it's over way too quick.

Awkward Situations/Things

I hate awkward situations.
I hate having awkward conversations with people.
Not just small talk, but awkward topics as well.
I hate when you ask someone how they're doing and they go, Oh not so well.
Oh great, here comes an awkward conversation I didn't want to have today.
I hate when someone is talking to you about something you completely do not care about.
I just zone out and stop listening. I wonder if they can tell?

I hate when someone is talking to you about something they totally love and you don't like it.
It's awkward. I never know what to say.
I hate when someone says something awkward and the silence that follows.
I hate awkward people.
I hate not knowing what to do in awkward situations.
I hate the word awkward.
I hate when your somewhere like say the movies or a sporting event and you sit next to someone but the whole row is empty. That's so awkward. I have to move.

I hate when you get that awkward text from someone you haven't seen or heard form in awhile so then you feel like you have to talk to them even though you don't really know what to say.
Most of the time though it's with people I like so I can get over it.
I hate talking on the phone with awkward people.
Most of my family is weird on the phone.
I hate the awkward pause on the phone when no one wants to say anything anymore but they don't know how to end the conversation.

I hate that awkward pause during critiques when no one knows what to say about someones work.
It's so uncomfortable even if it's not my picture.
I hate going to lunch with people from work.
None of us have alot in common, not to mention the age difference, so they all end up talking about work so it's awkward for me since I could care less.
Not that I'm ever invited to lunch. I've only been twice since my three years here.
I mean someone has to watch the precious phones while they're all out having a great hour and a half lunch.

Hobbies

I hate hobbies.
I hate when hobbies take over your life.
I hate when people get to into hobbies.
Case and point my father, who has now taken over the front room of the house with model trains.
That's just embarrassing.

I hate when people have weird hobbies.
Like stamp collecting, collecting certain animals
I hate that people think that other people are interested in their hobbies.
I only asked because I don't know what else to talk to you about.
I hate when people ask what your hobbies are.
Is this an interview? Maybe I like to keep it private.

I hate when people make a career out of their hobby.
I hate that some people's hobby is war re-enacting.
I don't see how that is fun or even pleasurable.
But to each their own i guess.
I hate that people go and actually watch the re-enactments.
Sure you weren't at the Battle of 1812 but why watch it again?

Stress

I hate stress.
I hate that it makes me lose my hair.
I hate feeling bald.
I hate that it makes me so anxious.
I hate that I let it effect me so badly.

I hate that it's always school related.
I hate that I bring the stress upon myself.
I care too much about how I do in school and in life.
I hate when work doesn't help with my stress.
I hate it that I can never relax.

I hate that I have so much work to do.
Even when I have a vacation, I still have things to get done.
I hate that I can't enjoy my weekends.
I hate that even though I go the extra mile for things and endure all this stress, most of the time it goes unnoticed.
I hate when people tell me to relax.
Obviously if I could I would. So it's not that easy.

I hate stress.
I need a break.

Halloween

I hate Halloween.
I hate that people think it's the one day where it's ok to act slutty and gross.
I hate that every girl dresses in a costume but it has to be short and skanky.
Even dumb costumes that can't possibly be slutty are turned this way.
Elmos, Barneys, Dorothys. Enough already.

I hate that no kid is ever creative with their costume.
I hate when people bus their children around to different neighborhoods.
Your ruining the point of this.
I hate the kids are who are too old to be trick or treating so all they wear is a hoodie and a mask.
I'm pretty sure your old enough to have a job and buy your own candy, go away.

I hate when kids do the whole trick or treat, smell my feet shit.
Just quit your getting candy either way, I'd prefer it if you wouldn't talk.
I hate the parents that have a six month old baby that they're out with.
We all know you just want the candy yourself.
I hate the people who used to give you bible packets for Halloween.
Thanks for the information on Jesus, where are the snickers?
I hate when people have things on their porches to scare kids.
Although in hind sight, that shit is pretty funny.

I hate when people are too lazy to hand out candy so they leave the bowl on the porch.
You know for a fact no one takes one piece and if you aren't going to be home, who cares. The kids are going to be getting plenty more candy. Your house is not going to make or break their night.
I hate that people make such a big deal about it.
I hate Halloween because you have to act like you give a shit about your neighbors kids one day out of the year.
I hate Halloween because you'll always get those pushy kids that want more candy.
Listen tubby, one milky way is enough. There's about 60 other houses in this block, I'm sure you'll be ok.
I hate that there's always one kid that's crying about something.

I hate driving on Halloween.
It's like a fucking free for all.
I hate the awkwardness of the whole thing.
Walking up to random houses asking for things from creeps.
It's gross.
I hate the weirdos who make like haunted houses out of their garages or homes.
That is so sick.

Soup

I hate soup.
I hate eating soup.
I hate weird kinds of soup.
I hate cold soup.
The point of soup is that it's meant to be hot.

I hate fancy soups.
I hate soups with strange meats inside.
I hate people who slurp their soup.
You sound like a clogged drain, stop it.
I hate when your sick and people are like oh, go eat some soup.
Don't tell me what to eat when I'm sick, maybe I don't want some hot broth.

I hate that people try and make soup all artsy and sophisticated.
Enough, I don't like squash by itself let alone all pureed up and cold.
Ew, no.
I hate how when you shop for soup, there's always a million kinds but never the one you want.
Or if they do have the one you want, it's the heart healthy kind which, if soup wasn't bad enough you have to have the gross water, no salt version.
So disgusting.

The Grocery Store

I hate the grocery store.
I hate shopping there so much.
I hate that no matter when you go it's always busy.
I hate that there's pretty much only one store in my town.
So you're guaranteed to see someone there and nine times out of ten it's someone you don't wish to see.

I hate those motorized carts they have.
I hate that the only people I ever see using them are fat and lazy and fully capable of walking but heaven forbid those cankles get moving.
I hate when you keep seeing the same people in each aisle.
By the time your done it's like you've hung out with them.
I hate that there is always someone hovering over you when your trying to find something you want.
I'm sorry we're looking for the same item, but could you please stop breathing on me.
I hate that there are always old people who don't know what they want.

I hate that there's always that one person who has an out of control child.
I hate the cereal aisle.
I hate that there are so many different kinds of any item your looking for.
Can't there just be one kind of wheat bread? Why are there 15.
I hate checking out.
I hate when your in the check out lane and the person behind you doesn't know what personal space is.
I hate when you put your stuff up there and then they barge in with theirs and don't use the little dividers.

I hate when families have two carts.
I hate that now people do this "Extreme Couponing" stuff.
That's led to the awesome empty shelves which is just so nice for the rest of us shoppers.
God forbid you not have 95 ketchups, when the rest of us only need one.
I hate those little carts that they have for kids that have TVs in them.
That's the dumbest thing i have ever heard of.
If you can't have your child behave without the help of television, you're a shitty parent.
I also hate those extra long carts they have so that multiple children can sit in the cart.
No one ever knows how to navigate those so they are constantly in the way.

I hate just wondering in the store.
I hate being in the store longer than 10 minutes.
I hate the produce section.
I absolutely hate the deli.
It takes longer for a pound of turkey at the deli, than it does to buy everything I need.
I hate most everything about the store.

My Family: Part 2

Here we go again with my family.

I hate my family, my dad's side.
I hate the few holidays we spend together.
I hate that sports are everything.
If you don't play, well basically you don't get asked about anything in your life.
I hate that all my cousins play sports.
I only played for a few years and have done greater things with my life but nope, we don't care.

I hate that I have to hear the same stories I've heard my whole life at any given holiday we have.
I hate that they make disgusting ass food.
I barely eat and each year I get the same thing. Oh, your not eating?
No I'm not, I don't care for your gross ass version of chop suey. It is no where close to what real chop suey is.
I hate that we have chop suey for Christmas.
We aren't Asian so I don't get it.
I hate the way they all eat.
It's like they all unhinge their jaws and just cram it in.

I hate that my grandpa has favorites.
I hate that he doesn't even try and hide it.
It's great to feel like a second class citizen in the same room.
I hate that I've never known or will know my grandma.
From what I've heard she seems just like me, that I've inherited a lot of her traits and that she would've loved me.
At least that's what my dad always says.
I hate that just because I don't have a grandma on that side, my aunt thinks that she runs the show and everyones lives.

I hate that my one uncle is now creepy since he got a divorce.
He always parties with my cousins and says all their friends are hot.
I hate that my other cousin married a harpie and has now screwed me over on more than one occasion.
I'm no longer nice to him.
I hate that their opinion of me is more than likely low just because none of them have ever seen art or understand it.
I'm sure they all think that I'll never have a job and will be constantly poor.

I hate that my other aunt thinks she can say whatever she feels to whomever she wants.
Please don't start with me, we don't want to bring up your slutty past.
I hate how her and my uncle got real religious for a time.
Jesus can't forgive everything.
I hate that my family is so loud all the time.
I enjoy laughter, it's one of the best things to share, but my god tone it down.

I hate how long this list is.
I hate that only one person on this side has gotten married.
Boy, what a great time that was.
I hate that not only is everyone involved in everyone else's business, but they all stalk each other on facebook and we have to bring up what everyone said anytime that we all gather.
I know it kills them that I don't have one.
It's really creepy.

I hate that I'm stuck with these people for a family.
Both sides.
I hate that there's only a select few that I enjoy.
I wish there were more of them.
But that's your family right?

People

I hate people.
I hate when people say one thing and do another.
I hate unreliable people.
I hate people who are constantly late for things.
I hate when people are rude.

I hate when life is hard to someone and then they feel like it's ok to be mean to everyone else.
I hate when people talk on the phone in their car and then drive like an ass.
I hate people that have bluetooths.
I hate people whose lives revolve around facebook.
I hate people who are too into politics.

I hate people who spend their whole lives trying to look for things that are always better.
Why can't you just be happy with what you have?
I hate it when someone pulls up in their car and asks me for directions.
I always feel like I'm going to get kidnapped.
I hate people that stalk other people in a parking lot just for their parking space.
I walk out and away from my car most of the time until they finally get fed up and drive away.

I hate a lot of people.
I hate that I hate so many people, but it's not like it's hard to do.
People really annoy me.
I hate people that can't possibly be bothered with waiting in line, so when they do wait in line they act like children and throw a temper tantrum.
I hate people that are pushy.
I hate loud people.

I hate people that are super nosey.
I hate people that constantly ask questions.
I hate it when people ask my opinion on something, I give it and then they get pissed about what I have to say.
Don't ask for it if you're expecting me to give an answer you want.
I hate people that make a mountain out of a mole hill.
I hate people that only focus on one thing rather than the whole picture.
I hate when people wont let things go.

Country Music and Things

I hate country music.
I hate it so much.
I hate that each song has something to do with America, food, a truck, someday during the weekend, girls, beer, guitars, love, the south, families, the weather, Jesus and/or a broken hearted person.
I hate the stereotypical songs they sing about living country life.
I hate that people who think they're "country" like country music.
Just because you live 5 miles from town does not make you country.

I hate the whole country life style.
I hate that just because you wear camo, that apparently makes you country.
I hate being in the country.
It's such a different way of life.
I hate that everything revolves around how big your truck is.
I hate hunting.
I don't really see how shooting animals is fun.

I hate that people in the country think that the city is some big scary place.
I hate that they have so much pride for living in the country.
It's not really that cool.
Good for you, you work hard. That's awesome but I don't really want to hear about it.
I hate the events that take place in the country.
Tracker pulls, local football games, county fairs. Those really aren't that fun.

I hate they make meth out in the country.
It really makes me hate the country even more.
Meth is so gross.
I feel like I would hate Texas, even though I've never been there.
Texas seems like it's everything I have described.

Drunk Girls

I hate drunk girls.
I hate how obnoxious they make everything.
Like girls aren't bad enough, let's add liquor into the mix and see how that goes.
I hate there's always that one drunk girl at parties.
You know that girl, the one whose just a hot mess.

I hate that they are always loud.
There can never be a drunk quiet girl.
I hate that for some reason they never have shoes on.
I hate when they're at sporting events, grinding on each other just to get on the big screen.
There is never a pretty drunk girl.

I hate that drunk girls give all the rest of us a bad rap.
Not everyone acts like that when they're drunk so please don't think that I do.
I hate that when girls are drunk they somehow think that they are the funniest person on earth and can dance really well.
I hate how stupid they look.
No wonder men don't take women seriously.

I hate that I have a cousin who is the drunk girl, in every sense of the word but everyone in my family thinks it's hilarious.
Oh yea, it's totally great to see her get so wasted at a wedding she still can't remember it to this day.
So disgusting.

My Family: Part 1

I hate my mom's side of the family.
I know that sounds horrible but I do.

I hate that I don't fit in with most of them.
I hate that I'm one of the only people to go to college.
I hate that no one talks to me about what I go to school for.
They all could care less that I'm an artist.
Hello, I do like to tell people about the cool things I do in the darkroom.

I hate that my uncle is a selfish, drug addicted man that no one will help.
I guess it's ok to turn a blind eye to someone who is clearly killing himself.
I hate that my grandmother acts like everything is just peachy with our family.
Oh, it's far beyond ok or normal.
I hate that my two cousins who had children at the age of 16 aren't looked upon in shame.
It was actually praised.

I hate most of my cousins.
They're either trashy, annoying, douche bags, ghetto or stupid.
It's not name calling when it's true.
I hate the feeling that my one aunt probably doesn't know my name.
I hate that my family is so cliquey.
I don't think it's on purpose but it happens.

I hate that most everyone smokes.
I don't and I don't enjoy having to smell it every holiday or even be around it.
I hate that my grandmother invites other people to our family holidays who aren't family members.
Most of the time they are sucky people that I want nothing to do with.
I hate when we have to have family functions.
I hate the holidays most of the time just because I have to spend at least two hours with these people.

I hate how superficial my aunt is.
All she ever says to me is "Hi, gorgeous."
Thank you, but there is more to me than my face.
I hate that my uncle produced the worst group of children ever.
I hate them.
I hate that my cousin knows I hate him, yet he still tries to be funny around me.
Dude, stop it. We all think you're dumb. It's not cute to be hung over on Christmas Eve.

I hate that I'm somehow supposed to like and get along with these people.
Just because they're your family doesn't mean you have to like them.

The Movies

I hate going to the movies.
I hate that it's so expensive.
I hate when it's so crowded.
I hate the food.
No, I don't want a four course meal while I'm trying to enjoy Transformers thank you.
I can wait 3 hours to eat.

I hate when your the only people in the place and the next group of people who come in sit directly behind you.
I hate when someone wont shut up in the theater.
I hate 3D movies.
I hate that every movie is now in 3D.
It gives me a headache and honestly, I haven't seen an amazing 3D movie ever.
The things that they make 3D in the movie are always retarded.

I hate the first week that a movie comes out.
It's always packed to the brim and there's nothing I hate more than sitting next to someone in the movies.
I hate that there's always 20 minutes of previews before the movies.
I hate that now before those previews we have to watch commericals.
I hate that you have to smuggle food into the movies like your a drug mule coming over the border.
I'm not paying five dollars for a water.
I hate when you have that one person behind you that can't open there plastic package so they're just rustling with it for 10 minutes.
I just want to turn around and open it for their dumb ass.

I hate children/teenagers at movies.
They are always texting, talking, making out and/or running around.
This is not a daycare leave your sleeping baby at home.
We all know what's going to happen as soon as the movie comes on.
I can't stand it.

School

I hate school.
I hate waking up for class.
I hate studying.
I hate tests, quizzes and exams.
No matter how hard I study or try I can never seem to get 100%.

I hate deadlines.
I hate the stress.
I hate that I try so hard to get good grades when there are other people who can just breeze by.
I hate that I'm almost done with college.
That means I'll have to grow up and get a real job an become a mindless robot in the working world.

I hate I have to go to both school and work.
I hate that people look down on me for the degree that I'm working towards.
I hate that people will never understand it.
I'm proud to tell people I'm an artist. That doesn't always mean they take me seriously.
Sorry it's not the generic "I don't know what I'll do, I'll just major in business" degree.

I hate that my life is so consumed by school.
I feel like I never get a break even when we do have breaks.
I hate that I care so much about it.

Sidney Crosby

I hate Sidney Crosby.
I hate the Penguins.
I hate that every time I turn on a hockey game or go on NHL.com I'm completely bombarded with stories about him.
I hate that he's the golden child of the NHL.
He's an obnoxious little boy who can't grow much of a mustache when all the real players in the league are capable of growing lumberjack impressing beards.

I hate that since he got hurt he's the only person in hockey to have ever gotten a concussion.
I hate anyone that wears his jersey.
Especially in Toledo or Detroit. Your basically just looking for attention.
I hate that now since he got hit in the head, anyone who will go after him will more than likely get too harsh of a punishment because god forbid we hit the best player who ever lived or will have played the game.

I hate that he wines so much about losing.
I hate that he just stands in front of the goal and banks shots in.
Somehow that makes him a really amazing player.
I hate that no one else in the NHL will call him out for being an awful, bitchy person.
I hate the fact that I'm sure he'll be made out as a hero as soon as he plays his first game.
Because you know, having a daily headache while getting paid millions is such a hard struggle in life.
I feel really bad for him.

Michael Jackson

I hate Michael Jackson.
I hate the person that he was.
I hate that just because he's dead now, everyone seems to think he is/was a great person.
I hate that.
He clearly wasn't a good person because half of you used to call him a child molester but oh no, now that he's dead he was so talented and amazing.
Stop it.

I hate that he's known as the king of pop.
I hate that we're supposed to believe that since he had such a bad childhood it was ok for him to act the way that he did when he was older.
No, it's not ok. It's creepy.
I really don't like the whole family.
They all seem so quick to make a buck of of him.

I hate that now there are tribute shows, concerts, movies and cd's for him.
If he was still alive no one would be doing this crap.
I hate that everyone jumped on the "oh he inspires me so much" bandwagon.
I hate that he is the only person to ever act that way with his life and with small children.
If it was anyone else red flags would have went up long before they did with him.

I basically just can't stand the way he's glorified now that he's dead.

Certain Words

I hate certain words.
I hate the word moist.
I hate any overly used abbreviations.
I hate the word merch.
I absolutely hate the word FYI.
I have to hear it about 20 times a day at work and it drives me insane.

I hate the word seamen.
I hate guesstimate.
I hate the word bro.
I hate sis.
I cant stand the word overworked.
Most of the people who use that word to describe themselves aren't.

I hate when people use stupid adjectives to describe food.
"Oh, isn't her spaghetti simply whimsical?"
No it's pasta and stop calling it gorgeous too. It's food for gods sake.
I hate when words aren't spelled out in text messages.
Is is really that difficult to type out the extra y and o for you.
I hate when people don't know the meaning of the words they're using.
Don't try and use big words to make yourself look smart.
In reality you look really dumb.

Names

I hate certain names.
I hate common names.
I hate that people look at me like I'm weird because I hate common names.
I hate that people will judge me for the eventual names I pick for my children someday.
I hate when celebrities just take the names too far.
Sometimes it's cool to have a unique name, but please stop naming your children after animals and produce.

I hate the names that black people give their children.
I hate any name that starts with a Ja, La, and De.
DeMarcus, JaMicheal.
That shit isnt cute or creative so stop it.
I hate that black people can name their children whatever they feel like.
It's honestly like they looked at the first thing they saw and thought it was a good name.
Oh, is that a chinese food box? We'll name her Asia.

I hate the name Kelsey.
I have never met one I liked.
The same goes for Sarah.
Never met a nice one.
I hate all the common boy names in the world.
I hate if you do give your child a creative name, people automatically assume that that child is going to get made fun of or beat up for said name.
I'm pretty sure if someone doesn't like you for your name and that's it, that person has some real problems.

Work

I hate working in an office.
I hate the fact that there's always that one bitchy person.
I hate that I'm the peon of the place.
I hate when people leave here or retire they still feel the need to come back and visit.
I hate when people come back people always say "OH! You look so great!"
Did they look like shit before?

I hate that there is some unwritten rule here.
I hate that if you speak your mind or state an opinion you're breaking that unwritten rule.
I hate my co-workers, minus a few.
I hate how catty the grown women I work with are.
I hate that I'm the youngest worker here.
They always assume I'm a dumb ass.

I hate that it's so beige here.
I hate that I do all the work but yet I'm never thanked.
I hate that I keep showing up to work.
I hate that I have to get the mail when there are people whose job it is to deliver it.
I hate that I'm always forced to eat at potlucks.
No I don't like your fruit salad with Cool Whip, stop asking.

I hate my job.
I hate driving to work.
I hate waking up for work.
I hate sending emails at work.
I absolutely hate answering the phone.
At your age, why is your mother calling me about why you haven't received anything about grad school yet?