Drunk Girls

I hate drunk girls.
I hate how obnoxious they make everything.
Like girls aren't bad enough, let's add liquor into the mix and see how that goes.
I hate there's always that one drunk girl at parties.
You know that girl, the one whose just a hot mess.

I hate that they are always loud.
There can never be a drunk quiet girl.
I hate that for some reason they never have shoes on.
I hate when they're at sporting events, grinding on each other just to get on the big screen.
There is never a pretty drunk girl.

I hate that drunk girls give all the rest of us a bad rap.
Not everyone acts like that when they're drunk so please don't think that I do.
I hate that when girls are drunk they somehow think that they are the funniest person on earth and can dance really well.
I hate how stupid they look.
No wonder men don't take women seriously.

I hate that I have a cousin who is the drunk girl, in every sense of the word but everyone in my family thinks it's hilarious.
Oh yea, it's totally great to see her get so wasted at a wedding she still can't remember it to this day.
So disgusting.