Certain Words

I hate certain words.
I hate the word moist.
I hate any overly used abbreviations.
I hate the word merch.
I absolutely hate the word FYI.
I have to hear it about 20 times a day at work and it drives me insane.

I hate the word seamen.
I hate guesstimate.
I hate the word bro.
I hate sis.
I cant stand the word overworked.
Most of the people who use that word to describe themselves aren't.

I hate when people use stupid adjectives to describe food.
"Oh, isn't her spaghetti simply whimsical?"
No it's pasta and stop calling it gorgeous too. It's food for gods sake.
I hate when words aren't spelled out in text messages.
Is is really that difficult to type out the extra y and o for you.
I hate when people don't know the meaning of the words they're using.
Don't try and use big words to make yourself look smart.
In reality you look really dumb.

Names

I hate certain names.
I hate common names.
I hate that people look at me like I'm weird because I hate common names.
I hate that people will judge me for the eventual names I pick for my children someday.
I hate when celebrities just take the names too far.
Sometimes it's cool to have a unique name, but please stop naming your children after animals and produce.

I hate the names that black people give their children.
I hate any name that starts with a Ja, La, and De.
DeMarcus, JaMicheal.
That shit isnt cute or creative so stop it.
I hate that black people can name their children whatever they feel like.
It's honestly like they looked at the first thing they saw and thought it was a good name.
Oh, is that a chinese food box? We'll name her Asia.

I hate the name Kelsey.
I have never met one I liked.
The same goes for Sarah.
Never met a nice one.
I hate all the common boy names in the world.
I hate if you do give your child a creative name, people automatically assume that that child is going to get made fun of or beat up for said name.
I'm pretty sure if someone doesn't like you for your name and that's it, that person has some real problems.

Work

I hate working in an office.
I hate the fact that there's always that one bitchy person.
I hate that I'm the peon of the place.
I hate when people leave here or retire they still feel the need to come back and visit.
I hate when people come back people always say "OH! You look so great!"
Did they look like shit before?

I hate that there is some unwritten rule here.
I hate that if you speak your mind or state an opinion you're breaking that unwritten rule.
I hate my co-workers, minus a few.
I hate how catty the grown women I work with are.
I hate that I'm the youngest worker here.
They always assume I'm a dumb ass.

I hate that it's so beige here.
I hate that I do all the work but yet I'm never thanked.
I hate that I keep showing up to work.
I hate that I have to get the mail when there are people whose job it is to deliver it.
I hate that I'm always forced to eat at potlucks.
No I don't like your fruit salad with Cool Whip, stop asking.

I hate my job.
I hate driving to work.
I hate waking up for work.
I hate sending emails at work.
I absolutely hate answering the phone.
At your age, why is your mother calling me about why you haven't received anything about grad school yet?