Random Holiday Things I Hate

I hate black Friday.
I hate cyber Monday.
I hate that Thanksgiving always gets the shaft during the holidays.
I hate the holidays only because I have to see people I don't like.
I hate the holiday sweaters people wear.

I hate that people think that just because it's Christmas time that makes it ok to wear a santa hat as a regular hat.
I hate that there's only like 6 Christmas songs but everyone on earth has their own version of it.
I hate people that go way over board with their outdoor decorations and lights.
I hate shopping anytime after Nov. 25th.
I hate when people wait so long to shop.

I hate that Christmas colors are red and green.
I hate that Christmas costs so much these days.
I just sounded so old, but I'm broke.
I hate when people are like, oh people don't know the true meaning for Christmas anymore, when there buying just as many gifts as the rest of us.
Of course people don't know the real meaning, that's not shoved down our throats like buying things is.

I hate the snow.
The only time that I like the snow is just on Christmas day and that's it.
I hate ice, wind and cold.
I hate that the month I have off for school will fly by way too fast.
I hate that there's a work potluck that I more than likely wont be able to get of for Christmas.

I hate when people hate Christmas.
I hate when you get that gift that you weren't expecting and you don't really like it but the person who bought it for you is like convinced that you're going to love it so you have to fake loving it.
That's why I make sure that I ask for very specific easy to find things.
I hate filler gifts.
I hate when your really looking forward to a gift and you don't get it.

I hate the waiting for Christmas.
It seems to take forever to get here and then it's over way too quick.

Awkward Situations/Things

I hate awkward situations.
I hate having awkward conversations with people.
Not just small talk, but awkward topics as well.
I hate when you ask someone how they're doing and they go, Oh not so well.
Oh great, here comes an awkward conversation I didn't want to have today.
I hate when someone is talking to you about something you completely do not care about.
I just zone out and stop listening. I wonder if they can tell?

I hate when someone is talking to you about something they totally love and you don't like it.
It's awkward. I never know what to say.
I hate when someone says something awkward and the silence that follows.
I hate awkward people.
I hate not knowing what to do in awkward situations.
I hate the word awkward.
I hate when your somewhere like say the movies or a sporting event and you sit next to someone but the whole row is empty. That's so awkward. I have to move.

I hate when you get that awkward text from someone you haven't seen or heard form in awhile so then you feel like you have to talk to them even though you don't really know what to say.
Most of the time though it's with people I like so I can get over it.
I hate talking on the phone with awkward people.
Most of my family is weird on the phone.
I hate the awkward pause on the phone when no one wants to say anything anymore but they don't know how to end the conversation.

I hate that awkward pause during critiques when no one knows what to say about someones work.
It's so uncomfortable even if it's not my picture.
I hate going to lunch with people from work.
None of us have alot in common, not to mention the age difference, so they all end up talking about work so it's awkward for me since I could care less.
Not that I'm ever invited to lunch. I've only been twice since my three years here.
I mean someone has to watch the precious phones while they're all out having a great hour and a half lunch.

Hobbies

I hate hobbies.
I hate when hobbies take over your life.
I hate when people get to into hobbies.
Case and point my father, who has now taken over the front room of the house with model trains.
That's just embarrassing.

I hate when people have weird hobbies.
Like stamp collecting, collecting certain animals
I hate that people think that other people are interested in their hobbies.
I only asked because I don't know what else to talk to you about.
I hate when people ask what your hobbies are.
Is this an interview? Maybe I like to keep it private.

I hate when people make a career out of their hobby.
I hate that some people's hobby is war re-enacting.
I don't see how that is fun or even pleasurable.
But to each their own i guess.
I hate that people go and actually watch the re-enactments.
Sure you weren't at the Battle of 1812 but why watch it again?

Stress

I hate stress.
I hate that it makes me lose my hair.
I hate feeling bald.
I hate that it makes me so anxious.
I hate that I let it effect me so badly.

I hate that it's always school related.
I hate that I bring the stress upon myself.
I care too much about how I do in school and in life.
I hate when work doesn't help with my stress.
I hate it that I can never relax.

I hate that I have so much work to do.
Even when I have a vacation, I still have things to get done.
I hate that I can't enjoy my weekends.
I hate that even though I go the extra mile for things and endure all this stress, most of the time it goes unnoticed.
I hate when people tell me to relax.
Obviously if I could I would. So it's not that easy.

I hate stress.
I need a break.

Halloween

I hate Halloween.
I hate that people think it's the one day where it's ok to act slutty and gross.
I hate that every girl dresses in a costume but it has to be short and skanky.
Even dumb costumes that can't possibly be slutty are turned this way.
Elmos, Barneys, Dorothys. Enough already.

I hate that no kid is ever creative with their costume.
I hate when people bus their children around to different neighborhoods.
Your ruining the point of this.
I hate the kids are who are too old to be trick or treating so all they wear is a hoodie and a mask.
I'm pretty sure your old enough to have a job and buy your own candy, go away.

I hate when kids do the whole trick or treat, smell my feet shit.
Just quit your getting candy either way, I'd prefer it if you wouldn't talk.
I hate the parents that have a six month old baby that they're out with.
We all know you just want the candy yourself.
I hate the people who used to give you bible packets for Halloween.
Thanks for the information on Jesus, where are the snickers?
I hate when people have things on their porches to scare kids.
Although in hind sight, that shit is pretty funny.

I hate when people are too lazy to hand out candy so they leave the bowl on the porch.
You know for a fact no one takes one piece and if you aren't going to be home, who cares. The kids are going to be getting plenty more candy. Your house is not going to make or break their night.
I hate that people make such a big deal about it.
I hate Halloween because you have to act like you give a shit about your neighbors kids one day out of the year.
I hate Halloween because you'll always get those pushy kids that want more candy.
Listen tubby, one milky way is enough. There's about 60 other houses in this block, I'm sure you'll be ok.
I hate that there's always one kid that's crying about something.

I hate driving on Halloween.
It's like a fucking free for all.
I hate the awkwardness of the whole thing.
Walking up to random houses asking for things from creeps.
It's gross.
I hate the weirdos who make like haunted houses out of their garages or homes.
That is so sick.

Soup

I hate soup.
I hate eating soup.
I hate weird kinds of soup.
I hate cold soup.
The point of soup is that it's meant to be hot.

I hate fancy soups.
I hate soups with strange meats inside.
I hate people who slurp their soup.
You sound like a clogged drain, stop it.
I hate when your sick and people are like oh, go eat some soup.
Don't tell me what to eat when I'm sick, maybe I don't want some hot broth.

I hate that people try and make soup all artsy and sophisticated.
Enough, I don't like squash by itself let alone all pureed up and cold.
Ew, no.
I hate how when you shop for soup, there's always a million kinds but never the one you want.
Or if they do have the one you want, it's the heart healthy kind which, if soup wasn't bad enough you have to have the gross water, no salt version.
So disgusting.

The Grocery Store

I hate the grocery store.
I hate shopping there so much.
I hate that no matter when you go it's always busy.
I hate that there's pretty much only one store in my town.
So you're guaranteed to see someone there and nine times out of ten it's someone you don't wish to see.

I hate those motorized carts they have.
I hate that the only people I ever see using them are fat and lazy and fully capable of walking but heaven forbid those cankles get moving.
I hate when you keep seeing the same people in each aisle.
By the time your done it's like you've hung out with them.
I hate that there is always someone hovering over you when your trying to find something you want.
I'm sorry we're looking for the same item, but could you please stop breathing on me.
I hate that there are always old people who don't know what they want.

I hate that there's always that one person who has an out of control child.
I hate the cereal aisle.
I hate that there are so many different kinds of any item your looking for.
Can't there just be one kind of wheat bread? Why are there 15.
I hate checking out.
I hate when your in the check out lane and the person behind you doesn't know what personal space is.
I hate when you put your stuff up there and then they barge in with theirs and don't use the little dividers.

I hate when families have two carts.
I hate that now people do this "Extreme Couponing" stuff.
That's led to the awesome empty shelves which is just so nice for the rest of us shoppers.
God forbid you not have 95 ketchups, when the rest of us only need one.
I hate those little carts that they have for kids that have TVs in them.
That's the dumbest thing i have ever heard of.
If you can't have your child behave without the help of television, you're a shitty parent.
I also hate those extra long carts they have so that multiple children can sit in the cart.
No one ever knows how to navigate those so they are constantly in the way.

I hate just wondering in the store.
I hate being in the store longer than 10 minutes.
I hate the produce section.
I absolutely hate the deli.
It takes longer for a pound of turkey at the deli, than it does to buy everything I need.
I hate most everything about the store.